I don’t know who to vote for

they all have problems!

 

 

 

Since I have a very public email address lots of evangelicals have been sending me warning emails about the dangerous candidates recently. If I believe these emails there is really nobody left I can trust.

 

These emails tell me…

 

§        Fred Thompson is both a womanizer and often practiced gay sex while in Hollywood.  

§        Mitt Romney fought to keep Marriot’s pornography channels while a board member @ $25,000 per year.

§        John McCain fathered a black child that he and his wife later adopted to protect his reputation.

§        Mike Huckabee regularly visited massage parlors while pastoring his church in Little Rock, Arkansas.

§        Rudy Giuliani used tax dollars to build a love nest in the World Trade Center for his affairs while married.

§        Ron Paul has taken more then six million dollars from al qaeda to promote U.S. isolationism.

§        John Edwards is a card-carrying member of NAMBLA—north American Man-Boy Love Association.

§        Barak Obama is a secret Muslim and wouldn’t put his hand on the Bible when sworn in as a Senator.

§        Hillary Clinton is a lesbian—which is why she didn’t leave Bill after his affair with Monica Lewinsky.

 

Of course, these rumors are false but they still get forwarded by evangelicals to everyone on their address list, including me. I don’t want to open discussion of these debunked Super Market Tabloid-type trashy prevarications. Even mentioning them here as lies will still cause some to spread them. But I mention them because I want to think about what compels evangelicals to forward such emails so gleefully?

 

Do you have an explanation?

 

 

So what do you think?

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Keith Drury   January 15, 2008 

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